pygmalisms:

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hi my name is barbie i am a 19 year old mixed(black) and disabled student and i just got wrongfully terminated from my job for reporting workplace malpractice and bigotry within the staff. my job provided me with housing and food which was crucial for my ability to continue my education.

im moving back in with my parents but the living situation is not manageable and is unsafe for my mental health. any money helps as i search for somewhere to live and a job that will accommodate my disabilities!

my v*nmo is @holidayinnn (that’s three n’s)

myxogastrid said:
what if kirby wore lipstick

juenavei:

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gorgeous!! 

skenpiel said:

mr j, where does landlady get all your hats from? you look very stylish in them!

straycatj:

straycatj:

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これがオレのぼうしりすとです

◆はあまぞん ほかは家主が作りやがった フザけたぼうしなのです

This is my hats list… ◆ are bought from amazon and others are fuckin’ silly hats she made 💢

Those names are ;

The shaggy hat

The hat for St. Patrick day because my landlady was rarely free on the day

The hat for summer vacation

The pumpkin hat eating me

The sheep hat to eat grasses

The thief hat

The Kappa hat

The chicken hat

The samurai hat

The evil pierrot hat

The mochi on mochi hat

The cat’s parsnip for short catnip hat, so called the shame hat

The cow hat……… 😑

cuteskitty:

Finished more of my originshipping family au 

Part 1 here

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lmaonade:

i cant play horror games man fuck what if i turn the corner and see a thing or something

internetstrangler:

onion-souls:

sirobvious:

I love that while Jimmy Neutron generally meant well, he was such a huge, unbelievable asshole cunt in that fast food episode that that’s all we can think about years later.

The most vicious, biting deconstructions of a person ever written have been inserted into the mouth of a one-off fictional fast food manager

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railroadsoftware:

pryathis:

railroadsoftware:

dragon ball z was so good i wouldnt even consider it an anime. it was more like a documentary it was so good

Terrible imo.

Dragged fights on for literally 10 episodes, same storyline over and over again, plot armor a mile thick.

goku did so much, so much for the planet and you’ve done? I’m sorry… who are you?

bandsareprettyrad:

If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys

relelvance:

amshii:

I let these mosquitos get away with so much

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zombiificatiion:

citizen-zero:

star-of-nobility:

gengarshade:

gay-bandit:

dankmemeuniversity:

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I remember finding out that the person was going “is this allowed” to the girl bc the ‘guy’ in the photo is actually a realistic sex doll called a “sinthetic” that she was on a date with. They cost thousands of dollars.

That fucked me up

i did not need to know that

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via @spelviin

imagine being on a date with your girlfriend and suddenly years after you’ve seen yourself become a meme you see people having arguments over whether you’re a real person or not

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Artist: 薫秋元
Album: Cologne
Anonymous said:

🔘if quizzes r quizzical then what r tests

campyvillain:

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leftistbimbo:

siphersaysstuff:

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the medical terminology for bussy